What Kind of Christmas Are YOU?

This is from a certain Rizzi Redhead that I know:

1. Favorite Christmas Song:
"Hark The Harold Angels Sing"

2. Age you stopped believing in Santa:
About 8. I could have sworn that I saw him in his sleigh flying over the city!

3. Real Tree or Fake Tree?
Up to now, real, but this year we actually bought a fake!

4. When do you open the bulk of your presents? Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning? Christmas morning of course!

5. Favorite Christmas movie or special?
Miracle on 34th Street with Natalie Woods.

6. What is your favorite type of Christmas cookie?
The sugar cookies my kids use to decorate. A Second would be the Spitzbuben that Nicole made.

7. Do you know the names of all of Santa's reindeers?? (without using Google) and which one would you be if Santa aske dyou to guide his sleigh???
Dasher, Dancer, Donner and Blitzen. Comet, Cupid, Prancer and Vixen...and, of course, Rudolph. Although, I'd probably be Prancer because I would fall down and get lost as stuff, and he would have to rescue me out in Three Oaks, MI.

8. When is the last time you make a snow angel? When I was a Freshman in High School.

9. What does your stocking look like? Blue velvet with a fuzzy white fur top (Paula gave it to me eons ago.
10. If your wished could be granted for 3 things this Christmas, what would they be??

1. For Jack to have a 000 PSA test
2. Cure for cancer
3. Enough money to pay off our mortgage.
   

Have an Elfen Great Holiday From The Erwins

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meme designed by burglars

OK, I'll bite. Here is my answers to Paula's burglars' meme:

1. what kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
I don't know the brand. I have two; one is a citrus exfoliating bar and the other is a black lava purifying bar.

2. do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
Nope


3. what would you change about your living room?
I would have a fireplace and get tables that match together.

4. are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty.

5. what is in your fridge?
Food and batteries.

6. white or wheat bread?
Lately, no bread.

7. what is on top of your refrigerator?
Oven mitts, flash lights and dog treats.

8. what color or design is on your shower curtain?
We have glass doors on our bathtub/showers.

9. how many plants are in your home?
I think - about 5. Right now they are all in a cluster on our back porch.

10. is your bed made right now?
Yep. I make it, but keep it folded open to air it out.

11. comet or soft scrub?
Neither.

12. is your closet organized?
It's - well - comfortably organized. It's not messy.

13. can you describe your flashlight?
We have the plain old battery operated flashlights and a couple of heavy duty rechargeables.

14. do you drink out of glass or plastic more at home?
Glass

15. do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
No.

16. if you have garage, is it cluttered?
Slightly cluttered, but manageable.

17. curtains or blinds?
Blinds.

18. how many pillows do you sleep with?
One memory foam with a big kingsized backup.

19. do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Oh, God, no.

20. how often do you vacuum?
Two or three times a week (dogs-argh).

21. standard toothbrush or electric?
Electric mostly, sometimes I feel like using by standard brush, though.

22. what color is your toothbrush?
White.

23. do you have welcome mat on your front porch?
Gee, you know, I don't really know. No one uses the front door.

24. what is in your oven right now?
My griddle and a couple of huge pans.

25. is there anything under your bed?
Slippers.

26. chore you hate the most?
Cleaning windows. I never clean windows on a sunny day. You can't get rid of the streaks.

27. what retro items are in your home?
Lots of old photos. Us, actually.

28. do you have separate room you use an an office?
We have a third bedrood that we use as an office.

29. how many mirrors are in your home?
Six

30. do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Hidden money?!!!

31. what color are your walls?
Mostly warm taupe. My bathroom is god awful yellow. I was drinking when I painted it. I keep thinking of changing it.

32. what does your home smell like right now?
Hopefully, not dog. I have a great candle called Black Ginger. It's spicey without being too sweet. I love it.

33. favorite candle scent?
See #32.

34. what kind of pickles are in your refrigerator right now?
I don't like pickles. Ask Jack.

35. ever been on your roof?
No.

36. do you own a stereo?
Yes, but we never use it. The CD player is broken. It's kind of a joke because I can only hear out of one ear.

37. how many tv’s do you have?
We have two working TVs and One tiny non-working one in the basement.

38. how many phones?
Four land based and two cells.

39. do you have a housekeeper?
Ha ha ha ha - no.

40. what style do you decorate in?
Comfy and whatever we have that fits.

41. do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
We have a couch that is solid with printed pillows. It is sinfully comfortable. I guess I like solids best because you can always add printed pillows.

42. is there a smoke detector in your home?
Of course - and also a carbon monoxide detector.

Ah! Lovely Australia

We just got back on Friday night. It was wonderful. Sydney is gorgeous. The people are great (No worries, Mate). We saw whales, koalas, tons-o-kangaroos, the rain forest etc. etc. The reef was absolutely awesome.



The thing that sort of got me (no, not this really nasty spider) is that Australia is so beautiful and plays host to so many really deadly flora and fauna.

This funnel spider, for example, not only can send you to the hospital, but it seems to really want to. They tell you, with an affable smile, "Check your shoes in the morning, Mate!"



Then you have the Taipan. This little bugger is considered the deadliest snake in the world. There are 5 sub species of them on the East coast of Oz. (good on-ya, Mate!)







Then you have this critter - the Cassowary. It can reach 6' tall. There are signs in the rain forest that tell you not to feed or provoke them if they should approach you. The signs remind one of the signage in the Western U.S. re. cougars. Basically they get mean and can rip you open.

Think "Raptor" in Jurassic Park.





We also did a "rain forest dream walk" with an aboriginal bloak. Really interesting stuff.

See this rather perky little plant here? It's called a stinging tree. If you even stand too close to it, you will have severe pain from little nuerotoxin filled hairs on it's leaves and in the air around it, that can last for months. There are stories of people killing themselves to escape the pain. The aboriginal guy said pulling up the plants root and using it on the spot will ease the pain. But don't count on it.





Then there are the wonderful box jelly fish that can give you cardiac arrest.







No wonder these people have a sense of humor. No wonder they learn to love "Vegemite". (by the way, Zed actually had a little every morning on toast. He really tried to acquire a taste for it, but never really succeeded.)

When they tell you "no worries", it's because they know what "worries" really can be.

The Other side of the World

We are getting ready to go to Australia.

It hasn't really all sunk in yet. Everyone asks me about the flight. The flight is not freaking me out.

One thing that my thoughts keep coming back to: "What exactly is Vegemite?" I think that this is just a tangible thing that my brain can grasp, turn over and examine. The rest is all a big question mark looming in the time frame before me.

I do know one thing (for some reason). My Dear Husband will fit in perfectly.

Camp Erwin

FAUNA'S FABULOUS ADVENTURE CONTINUES...

Well, here I am with my new friends, Trudy and Grace at Camp Erwin. Boy was I tired after a long ride with lots of nice people from Warren Michigan.

I missed my Foster Mom, Lisa and my foster family and all, but there are lots of things to do out here, too.

I've been a really good camper here at Camp Erwin. Mom takes me for walks with the other girls around the 'hood'. I'm real good at walking on a leash and could teach the other girls a thing or two about it.

Here is my friend Gracie. She is an Illinois Bird Dog Rescue dog, too. We are getting to be best buds. She showed me around the yard and where all the bird nests are.

I had to learn about the e-fence. The special collars that we wear let us know how far we can go out into the yard with out being bothered by the "Invisible Zap Monster". The collar beeps to let me know that the Zap monster is close. I like it 'cause I can run around and check out all the birds and stuff without worrying. My Foster Mom says I'm real smart because I learned really fast. Now when she gets the special beep collars out, I know I'll be havin' fun.

Here is me and Trudy posing on the back porch. We are both setters and look like we could be sisters. Trudy was a little snobby when I first came, but now we play and run in the yard together all the time with Grace. When we all go for walks with My Foster Mom, she says that we look like a pointer between two setter book ends.

Here we in the yard pointing at the doves in the apple tree!

Grace stands guard next to the tree and watches these birds all the time. I get a little bored and have to play with Trudy some of the time.

Here are the doves. There is a Momma and two babies.

Yesterday, they flew away. My Foster Dad was all nervous about us messin' with the babies. But they are OK.

It's real nice her and all, My Foster Mom is teaching me to "sit" and calls me for a treat about a zillion times a day. I went to a big dog show and met lots of people and was there to watch Trudy strut her stuff.

I wish I could find a forever home, though, so I can have my own Momma and Dad like Trudy and Gracie do.

The Girls

Yesterday, Jack said that I was eventually going to become a dodgey old dog lady (affectionately, of course). Grace & Trudy were stretched out on my lap and, when they got up, I was covered with white hair. Actually, I would be comfortable betting that, at any given moment, you could find white dog hair clinging to me somewhere. So much of my time is taken up by these creatures.

They are just mystifying to me, though. They love you when you are not even crazy about yourself. The only thing that I really can't give them is the opportunity to run for miles and miles after some bird. That gets them ticked once in a while. Birds and acres and acres of land are dope to bird dogs. That is one time when they forget about everything else.

Oh well.

My Favorite Season - NOT

Crap! It's Spring in the Midwest. One day warm and rainy and next day, cold and rainy. I know that I should smile beatifically and bat my eyes and say, "April showers - May flowers, etc." but I feel like a big old ugly green thing on a soggy, moldy old log. I am reveling in my foul mood. So just shut up.

The dogs are blissfully stupid about the mud in the yard. Zed is going a bit coo-coo about trying to preserve the grass. He sets up strange stick and string barricades in areas where he plants grass seed. The dogs pop over them as if they are fun agility obstacles just put up for their fancy.

Can't wait till the summer to swing the babies on the hammock. I knew that I bought that thing for some reason.